Anyone know any Thanksgiving jokes? Here are ours to share at your dinner this weekend.
Q: “what’s the most musical part of a turkey?”
A: The Drumstick
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google.
“A man went one Thanksgiving to get a turkey from a live poultry farm. “Do you have any turkeys going cheap?” he asked.”Nope,” said the owner. “All our turkey go gobble, gobble.”
To celebrate the long weekend, here is a sneak peak of the song Gobbledygook, with sing-along lyrics!